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Although this is true, there are gluttons who exist purely to watch people practice football and report on it. Here are some of the tidbits to come out of the Texans’ Organized Team Activities. Jordan Thomas (Tight End 1):Sure, someone has to play this role during this stage of the summer until Kahale Warring takes over. D’Onta Foreman Feels Great.This is great news and important news. Foreman looked like a future running back number one in college, and in his rookie year until he tore his Achilles. Last season he was unplayable even when he was healthy. Now he’s angry. Errrrr. Now he’s healthy. Lamar Miller doesn’t break enough tackles in the hole to be anything more than mediocre in this offense. Foreman has shown this ability in the past, and, even then, the Texans’ don’t have a second running back if Foreman isn’t it. We’ve been waiting for you. Refrigeration:The Texans have a big refrigerator at their practice facility now. Cowards. They probably drink water during practice too. No wonder why they can never beat New England. Send them to the sticker fields and make them do up downs Natrell Jamerson Color Rush Jersey , hydration is a lie, cover them in salt instead. Bill O’Brien will never have the physical football team he constantly yearns for. Once upon a time this season, the Houston Texans were on life support.They’d just lost to the Giants on the heels of one of Eli Manning’s best performances of the season, which isn’t saying much.At 0-3, the Texans were staring down the barrel of what could have been another lost season.But then they won.And won again.And won some more.They weren’t all pretty.They weren’t all wins the Texans should’ve won, but they were wins nonetheless.Looking back on it now, with the Texans guaranteed a minimum of a .500 season, those three opening losses seem so distant now, like a massive thunderstorm giving way to a rainbow.Life is funny like that.Monday night’s win was possibly the most complete game the Texans have had all season.Could it be because they do well against teams that have to run the ball a lot?Maybe.Could it be that we’ve finally got the offense we’ve wanted to see all season (save for the Dolphins game)?Possibly.Personally Justin Reid Color Rush Jersey , I’m not going to complain about how we got here...much.I certainly can’t complain about what happened last night because that was a pretty great game all told.Okay, enough stalling.Let’s get to the Dog.As always, in finest Hair of the Dog tradition, all swear words have been replaced by the word [kitten] because kittens are soft and fluffy and adorable and swear words, with some exceptions, aren’t.Enjoy!Pregame Thoughts:Titan MattUT (to Titan Matt)BFDFirst Quarter:UTCapt Ron(The Tennessee Paramours of Livestock kick a field goal, lead 3-0.)UTLuke (to Titan Matt)(Sheep[kitten]ers score on a 67-yard pass to Corey Davis, lead 10-0.)UTBFDUTBFDLuke[Ed. Note:I had to read this three times to make sure it was safe to add to this week’s post.]Kenneth L.Titan Matt (to Kenneth)Capt Ron(Deshaun Watson finds Demaryius Thomas in the end zone for a touchdown.Fart-sniffers lead 10-7.)UTTitan MattRyan (in a cameo appearance)Capt RonBFDLukeUTRyanUTSecond Quarter:Capt Ron(Deshaun Watson runs the ball in for a touchdown.Texans take the lead over the methheads, 14-10.)RyanLukeBFDKenneth L.UT (to Kenneth)MDCRyanUTBFD (to UT)Titan MattOh my!BFDTitan Matt(Traitors go for it on fourth and 1 Tyler Ervin Color Rush Jersey , fail to convert on a tight end run up the middle.)Kenneth L.BFDLukeUT(Lamar Miller runs 97 yards for a touchdown on the first play after getting the ball back.Texans lead 21-10.)Kenneth L.UTTitan MattKenneth L.RyanMDCBFDCapt RonMatt BurnhamLukeBFD (to Matt Burnham)Titan Matt (to Matt Burnham)UT (to Titan Matt)Kenneth L.Titan Matt (to UT)(Ryan Griffin drops an easily catchable pass.)UTCapt RonBFDUTMatt BurnhamUTKenneth L.Capt Ron(Texans kick a field goal, lead 24-10.)Halftime Reactions:BFDTitan MattTitan ChrisUTThird Quarter:Titan Matt (to UT)Capt RonUTLukeUT (to Luke)Titan Matt(Texans kick another field goal, lead 27-10.)Matt BurnhamUTLuke (to UT)UT Capt RonUTMDC (to UT)BFDUTLukeTitan MattUTMatt BurnhamCapt Ron(JJo loses his assignment and runs into another defender.Traitorous pigs score touchdown.Texans lead 27-17.)UTBFDTitan MattFourth Quarter:(Deshaun Watson escapes a sack.)UT(Texans run up the middle for no gain, forcing a Texans punt.)Matt BurnhamUTTitan Matt[Ed. Note:Traitor.](Watson takes the ball and runs into the red zone.Traitors challenge whether the ball was fumbled.Call stands.)Kenneth L.This fumble call is the call of the gameBFD(Watson finds Thomas in the end zone again for the touchdown.Texans lead 34-17.)MDCTitan MattUT (to Weston)Matt BurnhamMDC (to Matt Burnham)UTTitan MattCapt RonUT(Texans kneel it out to close the game.Texans win 34-17.)Game Balls:Offense - This has to go to Lamar Miller if for no other reason than the 97-yard touchdown run he had in the second quarter and possibly his best game so far as a Houston Texan.Defense - It would be easy to put J.J. Watt here for the night he had, but I’m going to throw a curve ball and give it to Christian Covington, who got 2.5 sacks on Marcus Mariota.Special Teams - Let’s give it to Ka’imi Fairbairn, who made every kick expected of him on Monday night.Got some other ideas about who should get game balls?Got a better description for the BESFs than what you saw here, throw them out for the public to decide in the comments section!